<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622</id><updated>2008-05-23T14:13:11.189+03:00</updated><title type='text'>За един блог повече...</title><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>458</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-1144245705902342099</id><published>2008-05-23T12:08:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-23T12:17:19.232+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='видео'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='македония'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='реклама'/><title type='text'>Екстра бело!</title><summary type='text'>
Свежа македонска реклама с изненадващ край (пародия е на сцена от култовия "Истински романс"). Усили звука - съдържа чудесни псувни (тип "радост за ухото")!</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_23.html' title='Екстра бело!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=1144245705902342099&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/1144245705902342099/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/1144245705902342099'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/1144245705902342099'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-8829157950635687890</id><published>2008-05-22T13:16:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-22T13:23:24.504+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='шмъркане'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='кутийка'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='картинка'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'> Откакто започна да изнася сополи зад граница, нямаше време да вдигне глава от работа</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_22.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=8829157950635687890&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/8829157950635687890/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/8829157950635687890'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/8829157950635687890'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-2260393196231487741</id><published>2008-05-21T19:38:00.006+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-21T20:43:05.371+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='пишле'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='картинка'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Дърпам го от 4 часа, ама не расте! Да не си ме излъгал нещо?!"</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/4.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=2260393196231487741&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/2260393196231487741/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/2260393196231487741'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/2260393196231487741'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-9016913320925760613</id><published>2008-05-19T09:59:00.004+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-19T10:09:53.673+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='видео'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='супермаркет'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='точност'/><title type='text'>Всичко точно</title><summary type='text'>
Полезен видео урок по пазаруване за напреднали

P.S. Преди да преминеш към него е желателно да можеш да обуваш дънки</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_19.html' title='Всичко точно'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=9016913320925760613&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/9016913320925760613/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/9016913320925760613'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/9016913320925760613'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-447991797880055785</id><published>2008-05-18T10:07:00.005+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-18T10:11:54.901+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ангел'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='сблъсък'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='картинка'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Трите бири в обедната почивка му изиграха доста лоша шега</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_18.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=447991797880055785&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/447991797880055785/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/447991797880055785'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/447991797880055785'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-3746879966897516782</id><published>2008-05-16T09:10:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T09:26:09.592+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='видео'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='пеперуда'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='разрушение'/><title type='text'>Ефектът на пеперудата</title><summary type='text'>
Ако ти се случи нещо супер кофти, гаранция, че малко преди това, някъде по света някоя скапана пеперуда е размахала криле! (те по цял ден само това правят)</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_16.html' title='Ефектът на пеперудата'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=3746879966897516782&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/3746879966897516782/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/3746879966897516782'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/3746879966897516782'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-3442423811389661030</id><published>2008-05-15T08:33:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-15T08:35:06.637+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='мече'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='пералня'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='картинка'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ревността му беше започнала да взима застрашителни размери</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_15.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=3442423811389661030&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/3442423811389661030/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/3442423811389661030'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/3442423811389661030'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-6661335946911811571</id><published>2008-05-14T09:28:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-14T09:30:00.877+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='мъдрости'/><title type='text'>Мъдрост на деня</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_14.html' title='Мъдрост на деня'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=6661335946911811571&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/6661335946911811571/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/6661335946911811571'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/6661335946911811571'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-7233795935538601305</id><published>2008-05-13T13:15:00.004+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T13:18:50.350+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='сумо'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='падане'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='картинка'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'> "Мръдни малко, бе, колега! Писна ми на всички снимки да заставаш отпред!"</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_13.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=7233795935538601305&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/7233795935538601305/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/7233795935538601305'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/7233795935538601305'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-3194591741257865180</id><published>2008-05-12T19:39:00.005+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-12T20:03:06.356+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='видео'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='на море'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='израел'/><title type='text'>О, Боже!</title><summary type='text'>
Слънчев бряг или Израел? Ти избираш!</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_7144.html' title='О, Боже!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=3194591741257865180&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/3194591741257865180/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/3194591741257865180'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/3194591741257865180'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-7028605028348754874</id><published>2008-05-12T08:48:00.004+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-12T08:53:59.704+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='с крилца'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='костюм'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='картинка'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Повечето учители в гимназията си спомняха с умиление за стилния абитурентски костюм на Коцето "Калки"</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_12.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=7028605028348754874&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/7028605028348754874/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/7028605028348754874'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/7028605028348754874'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-8921731167560085973</id><published>2008-05-10T10:10:00.005+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T10:55:03.421+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='видео'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='дънки'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='акробати'/><title type='text'>Изкуството да носиш... дънки</title><summary type='text'>
Така обуват дънките си истинските мъже!</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_10.html' title='Изкуството да носиш... дънки'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=8921731167560085973&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/8921731167560085973/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/8921731167560085973'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/8921731167560085973'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-4981355292742660444</id><published>2008-05-09T16:41:00.002+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-09T16:43:59.188+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='мъдрости'/><title type='text'>Мъдрост на деня</title><summary type='text'>"Богатите не са като нас, те имат повече пари."Ърнест Хемингуей</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_09.html' title='Мъдрост на деня'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=4981355292742660444&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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професионални умения и отличната си физическа подготовка по време на секретно военно учение, проведено на територията на "София ленд"</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_08.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=7105474333249473246&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/7105474333249473246/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/7105474333249473246'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/7105474333249473246'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-3801709241219640972</id><published>2008-05-07T12:59:00.005+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T13:04:48.354+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='батман'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='лична карта'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='супермен'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='картинка'/><title type='text'>Нечовек на деня</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post_07.html' title='Нечовек на деня'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=3801709241219640972&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/3801709241219640972/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/3801709241219640972'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/3801709241219640972'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-6602002709906532063</id><published>2008-05-01T11:21:00.004+03:00</published><updated>2008-05-01T11:34:08.977+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='няма ме'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='море'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='картинка'/><title type='text'>Юхууууууууууууу!</title><summary type='text'>Отивам на море! Ще ми липсвате! (ще ми липсвате, ще ми липсвате... колко пък да ми липсвате)

P.S. Нови публикации ще има на 7 май. А ако няма, значи междувременно съм открил смисъла на живота или поне някой по-смислен начин да си губя времето...</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post.html' title='Юхууууууууууууу!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=6602002709906532063&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/6602002709906532063/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/6602002709906532063'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/6602002709906532063'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-7688298047863860602</id><published>2008-04-30T11:04:00.001+03:00</published><updated>2008-04-30T11:05:39.566+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='мъдрости'/><title type='text'>Мъдрост на деня</title><summary type='text'>"Ако не можете да си намерите адвокат, който добре познава законите, намерете адвокат, който добре познава съдията."</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-post_30.html' title='Мъдрост на деня'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=7688298047863860602&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/7688298047863860602/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/7688298047863860602'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/7688298047863860602'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-3290361444440512423</id><published>2008-04-29T09:48:00.004+03:00</published><updated>2008-04-29T10:01:55.090+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='газ'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='кола'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='картинка'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Откакто опита домашната сливова на съседа, вече трети ден пикаеше газ</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-post_29.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=3290361444440512423&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/3290361444440512423/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/3290361444440512423'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/3290361444440512423'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-7188744155492301678</id><published>2008-04-28T18:20:00.005+03:00</published><updated>2008-04-28T18:24:33.411+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='в кухнята'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='бебе'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='картинка'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Понякога ужасно съжаляваше за прибързаното си решение да се ожени на млади години</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-post_28.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=7188744155492301678&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/7188744155492301678/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/7188744155492301678'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/7188744155492301678'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-2445990457226557542</id><published>2008-04-26T19:13:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2008-04-26T19:16:38.303+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='мъдрости'/><title type='text'>Диалог на деня</title><summary type='text'>- Батко, ти защо ме нарече тъпа крава тази сутрин?
- Представа нямам, може би защото си тъпа крава.

(от пълния със супер увлекателни четива блог на NEDIA)</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-post_26.html' title='Диалог на деня'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=2445990457226557542&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/2445990457226557542/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/2445990457226557542'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/2445990457226557542'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-8951251518118514887</id><published>2008-04-25T13:40:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2008-04-25T13:46:16.951+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='видео'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='VW'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='реклама'/><title type='text'>Млад шофьор</title><summary type='text'>
Деца си бръмчат. Смешно е!</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-post_25.html' title='Млад шофьор'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=8951251518118514887&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/8951251518118514887/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/8951251518118514887'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/8951251518118514887'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-8559282234288807668</id><published>2008-04-24T09:43:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2008-04-24T10:00:30.942+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='полицейски протоколи'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='мъдрости'/><title type='text'>МВР</title><summary type='text'>Нечовешки забавни извадки от полицейски протоколи:

“Вчера две неизвестни лица нахлули в дома на семейство Иванови. След като заключили гражданката Иванова в банята, те принудили гражданина Иванов да изпие с тях две бутилки водка.”

“Труп с приятно зелен цвят седи в непринудена поза върху тоалетната чиния в кенефа по местожителство.”

“На местопрестъплението не беше открито оръжието, с което е </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-post_24.html' title='МВР'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=8559282234288807668&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/8559282234288807668/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/8559282234288807668'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/8559282234288807668'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-6296178737766237594</id><published>2008-04-23T11:26:00.005+03:00</published><updated>2008-04-23T11:33:46.833+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='видео'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='у дома'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='7 години по-късно'/><title type='text'>Седем години в Тибет</title><summary type='text'>
Всъщност не са в Тибет, а в офиса! Виж какво те очаква, ако продължаваш да прекаляваш с работата (освен проблемите с очите и нервните кризи)!</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-post_23.html' title='Седем години в Тибет'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=6296178737766237594&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/6296178737766237594/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/6296178737766237594'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/6296178737766237594'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-1663861205129758276</id><published>2008-04-22T18:17:00.003+03:00</published><updated>2008-04-22T18:22:08.752+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='мъдрости'/><title type='text'>Мъдрост на деня</title><summary type='text'>"Бомбандирането с Б-52 от височина 10-13 хил. метра е много точно. Неизменно улучват Земята."

Юджийн Карол, американски адмирал</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-post_4276.html' title='Мъдрост на деня'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=1663861205129758276&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/1663861205129758276/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/1663861205129758276'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/1663861205129758276'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5067391912399573622.post-5069129361985744810</id><published>2008-04-22T10:36:00.005+03:00</published><updated>2008-04-22T10:49:27.725+03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='маймуна'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='статуята на свободата'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='картинка'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Независим проект за българска Статуя на Свободата (Да Слушаш Поп-фолк)</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/2008/04/blog-post_22.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5067391912399573622&amp;postID=5069129361985744810&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 коментара'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/5069129361985744810/comments/default' title='Коментари за публикацията'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shmatko.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default/5069129361985744810'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5067391912399573622/posts/default/5069129361985744810'/><author><name>niks</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07982046569018833450</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry></feed>